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TOP TEN LARRY KING PET PEEVES
(As read by Larry King)
10. WHEN MY SUSPENDERS GET CAUGHT ON MY MICROPHONE, I'M
JJJJJTRAPPED HERE OVERNIGHT
9. CAN'T INTERVIEW DAN QUAYLE WITHOUT HIM GETTING
JJJJJDISTRACTED BY MY SHINY CUFFLINKS
8. YOU BUY A GREAT LOOKING PAIR OF SPIDERMAN PAJAMAS AND
JJJJJWHEN YOU PUT THEM ON THEY DON'T GIVE YOU SPIDER-
JJJJJSTRENGTH
7. STAN FROM OVERLAND PARK, KANSAS. NOW, THERE IS ONE
JJJJJFIVE-STAR DORK OF A CALLER
6. WHEN SOME 102 POUND LADY IN DAVE'S AUDIENCE WON'T STOP
JJJJJKICKING
5. YOU'RE INTERVIEWING NEIL ARMSTRONG AND HE SAYS, "PLEASE,
JJJJJNO QUESTIONS ABOUT THE MOON."
4. WHENEVER I GO TO DAIRY QUEEN, SOME WISE-ASS SAYS, "LOOK--
JJJJJIT'S LARRY KING AT DAIRY QUEEN"
3. JANET RENO ALWAYS PINCHING ME UNDER THE TABLE
2. RICHARD SIMMONS ALWAYS PINCHING ME UNDER THE TABLE
1. ONE WORD: ALIMONY
Letterman, Tuesday September 6, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994